I went for a walk

Because I wanted to go to the park

And swing on some swings

See how my rock that I planted is doing

You know

The usual.

So I get there

and it’s super nice outside

But it’s actually a school playgound.

And I’m like

Shit.

Because I could go on the swings

but then

the kids will come out for recess

and there I would be

this old lady

hangin’ out

bunch o’ kids

and stuff.

You know.

So I left.

And I got some drinks at a store

and I wasn’t sure if I should get pomegranate or raspberry 

and the entire time I was thinking of Arthur Shappey going “Raspberry? Eugh”

so I didn’t get that one.

I also got a Snapple, because it was 99 cents and I wanted to try it.

I have no idea why I type with these spaces like that.

It’s like

I was just walking a lot

so I’m out of breath

and this is how I sound in my head

so I’m typing it like this

I’m kind of like

William Shatner

in a way.

Only less ego.

Not by much though. 

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